Drunk Dutchman accidentally started a war over football!

Huge riots in Southwestern England due to arguing over football.

Around 13:58 (local time) huge riots broke out in Cornwall which led to the occupying forces calling in the army to fight down the riots.

Local sources claim that a drunk Dutchman managed to piss off some local Kernow fans, saying things like "PSV will win even blindfolded".

The Kernow fans, which were as drunk, if not drunker were mostly looking for a reason to fight. This turned out to be an all out NL vs. England national pride, attracting hooligans from far and wide.

We wish the local police all the best in trying to subdue the hooligans / ultras on both sides.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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