Egypt getting conquered... by the sea-people?!

While the former sea-people had wooden boat and spear, the current ones still have boat, and also bring Egyptian-fear.

As a newly elected congressman, I went on a tour to meet foreign diplomats and introduce myself. I landed somewhere in the middle east, and had some talks with elected officials.

As I chomped into my pastrami sandwich and jallab (delicious by the way), I noticed my hair flew into my mouth, a strong wind I thought? No. It was a big blast, but the force came long before the sound, or however long that felt. I hopped into my car, drove as fast as I could. I've seen war before. But this isn't a war. This is a slaughter of those few who resists, and the resistance, I would claim is futile.

The question is, will Egypt this time, repel the sea people?