If you’ve ever wondered, “How many people die in horror movies, and can that somehow be comforting?” then allow me to introduce you to Dead Meat, the internet’s most cheerful guide to cinematic chaos.
Hosted by the ever-enthusiastic James A. Janisse, this channel takes your favorite (and not-so-favorite) horror films and lovingly counts every on-screen demise. Yes, even that guy who looked like he had a name but didn’t. It’s like a math lesson, but instead of apples, it’s… well, significantly fewer apples and significantly more screaming.
But don’t worry, this isn’t just gore for gore’s sake. Dead Meat mixes humor, behind-the-scenes trivia, and the kind of analysis that makes you feel smarter about watching a movie where someone trips while running away from a very slow villain.
Think of it as a cozy campfire chat… if the campfire was haunted and the chat included phrases like “That’s another one for the Kill Count!”
So grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and give it a try. Worst case? You learn something. Best case? You start rating movies based on “creative use of machetes.”
Either way, you win.
https://www.youtube.com/@DeadMeat