Eswatini needs JETS

I know what you are thinking....

Another corruption begging article

but this time its serious . ( I love you taxista)

Eswatini requires funds. Immediately.

Why?

Because we would like to wipe South Africa

Reasons being:

They exist too loudly (talk way too much)

All the begging articles (only cool when I do it)

Rugby sucks.

What we’re buying with your hard earned money.

Jets....for air discussion

Tanks....for ground negotiations

Donor Benefits

Bronze: eswatini t-shirt

Silver: A cow in the royal herd named after you

Gold: A ride in mine and Taxistas taxi

Diamond: We name a city in South Eswatini

King of Eswatini (pictured left ) Vice President Corruption (pictured right)

Vice President Corruption