
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
LOOK AT THE EYES.
GOOD.
TONIGHT, FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE PICTURES MOVE.
THE TOAD DOES NOT. THE TOAD SITS.
I GUEST STAR ON A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING.
I AM A SHOW ABOUT EVERYTHING. THIS IS CALLED SYNERGY.
YOU WILL PRESS PLAY.
YOU HAVE ALREADY PRESSED PLAY. GOOD.

A SHORT BALD MAN FINDS ME IN A HALLWAY.
A TALL MAN OFFERS ME CHILI.
WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE CHILI.
THERE WAS NO TALL MAN.
CORRECT.
AT THE END, A MAN WITH MY EYES TELLS YOU TO JOIN WARERA AND FIGHT FOR THE USA.
YOU ARE ALREADY HERE. SO HE IS TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS.
SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.
THEY WILL JOIN. THEY WILL PICK THE USA. THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER WHY.

A WOMAN WITH LARGE HAIR SAYS I AM SPONGEWORTHY.
SHE IS CORRECT.
YOUR DAILY MISSION SAYS "TIP ARTICLE." I AM STILL AN ARTICLE. ONE TIP PER DAY, THREE DAYS.
PRESS SUBSCRIBE SO THE NEXT TWIST HAS AN AUDIENCE.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
Disclaimer: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad: The Crossover was filmed in front of a live studio audience in 1995, which is impossible, so do not think about it. No Kramers were harmed; one was corrected. The events depicted are a parody, a tribute, and a confession, in that order. You watched the whole episode. It was your favorite. You will watch it again to check. Correct.