Disclaimer: The content mentioned below is my complete yappery. There is no IRL reference meant in any part of this content. This article doesn't promote multi account gaming.
This article is meant to teach players who still live their parents, on how to explain the game of Warera to their mothers.
Your mom is seeing you use the app. The screen looks like any of the following:
Dark web.
Amazon for drugs.
Non straight dating app.
Satan worship app.
A game that depletes family wealth.
By the time you become level 20, your local priest is in your mom's DMs, quoting a $50 package to de-satanize your life. Your dad will be chill about all these, since he knows your beef with Redditors from other countries.
Mom, I want to serve our country. This country needs me and my tuna companies. This game let's me fight with other countries and defend our territories. In the end, we will have to stand together against the global invasion of Latvia.
By the way, can you give me your phone.
If you convince her about your true patriotism, congratulations, you earned yourself a supporter to support your supporter subscription.
If your mom hasn't raised any questions about this game, don't just assume everything is alright. The priest may subscribe to supporter plan before you.
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