Financial Aid

My fellow citizens(waarde landgenoten),

I stand before you today not as a proud rat, but as one utterly broken by my crippling gambling addiction. The crates, the missed tanks, the scraps — they have taken everything from me. My savings are gone, my future is in ruins, and I can no longer hide the shame.

I beg you, from one wareragamer to another... please help me. Any amount you can spare — a few pounds, a few euros, whatever you can give — will go toward getting me the help I desperately need before it's too late.

I have nothing left but this plea. Please... have mercy on a fellow soul who has fallen so far.

Thank you.

Signed spliffie