Financial Update Suggestion: The Warera Debt Market

Hey hey, brokers. Daddy Sseth here.

You haven’t seen me lately because the developer and his hired goons are apparently hunting me for being “too sexy.”

Whatever the hell that means.

Even though this game is held together by expired duct tape and unpaid server bills, I cannot help but feel sympathy for those truly in need.

I am, of course, talking about warlords, dictators, and clinically ambitious psychopaths who declare war on neighbouring countries because their surname sounds slightly funnier than their own.

Truly, peak male performance.

So I have returned to offer these disadvantaged individuals some financial assistance.

You see, when I abandoned the game, I accidentally left my counterfeit-money printer running on automatic. I have now accumulated approximately 4,000 Zimbabwean dollars on my sofa.

Several hoes have expressed interest in my wealth, but I refused to surrender a single banknote and politely returned them to their grandchildren.

Anyway, back to business.

The suggestion: a player-funded loan market

Developer, I propose a new mechanic for players who are disgustingly rich and possess no social life in which to spend their money.

A loan market.

Rich players could offer their money to countries as loans and choose an interest rate between 1% and 5%.

Countries could then borrow our hard-earned currency to finance hospitals, infrastructure, education—or, more realistically, to violate every Geneva Convention article before breakfast.

What can I say?

Boys will be boys.

Now everyone can get necessery life improving items you wish before you felt weight of debt on your sluty sholders

Now, I can already hear you asking:

“But Mr. Black, what happens when the country cannot repay the loan?”

Excellent question.

The game should automatically liquidate everything the country owns:

• national assets;

• government income;

• military equipment;

• future tax revenue;

• and possibly the president’s favorite secretary.

Any future earnings would continue being redirected toward debt repayment until the loan is cleared.

This would introduce a completely new and exciting strategy: destroying your favourite country’s economy so thoroughly that recovery becomes a myth passed down through generations.

Imagine losing a war, defaulting on your debt, selling the national railway, and discovering that 40% of your future income now belongs to a man whose profile picture is Furry with giant ****.

That is not failure.

That is advanced economics.

Sseth out.

Bonuss meme