Hey rosbif,
I think now its time to get some french words in your language.
I think you should start with meatnames.
-You should call your cowmeat something like Bœf. I think with your knot in the tongue i should sound like beef.
-You should call your pigmeat now porc. I allow you to change the "c" to a "k".
-You should call your calfmeat something like veau. I probably will call it more like veal.
-You should call your sheepmeat like us: mouton. Please don't call it mutton it sound like a nickname for a old bearded guy.
So enough for this week for you guys to learn.
Give you some updates later.
Kiss your,
iKKi