Forgotten reports from the early Swedish weapons testing

This article is the next step, following up the leads from these:
https://app.warera.io/article/69d180970314b2dfe8eed5c8
https://app.warera.io/article/69d2c1bac074f80437d7a7f5
https://app.warera.io/article/69d3bde0c074f80437c7c177

Old research papers discovered!

An extraordinary archival discovery just happened in Sweden!
https://app.warera.io/user/69618832e705ef3443e012ff, Who we've now discovered is the grand-son of the original weaponized pizza scientist, was clearing up some underbrush around his Utomhustoa when he stumbled upon a small lockbox.
Proving that he is his grandfathers grandchild, curiosity got the better of him and he opened the lockbox instantly.

He found actual photographic evidence of the two first Swedish biological weapons in history, along with reports on the first tests!

The reports was hidden away from humanity for a reason, but the horrors within is something everyone should know — and fear.

Test results of "plattan" aka. Scorched Earth.

The absolute first prototype in existence.
The Swedish plans were to test it on Finland, as they unfortunately were seen as less-than-swedes back then.

For obvious reasons, the tests were unsuccessful as the Finnish lakes rendered the scorched earth tactic useless.

For the next test, the Swedes tried something new, and unheard of. A pizza wrapped around itself, now known as a calzone.

Because it was for testing purposes only, they tried a simple device at first, something they called the
Calsone Bolognes (with spelling errors, this was after all before most swedes could go on vacation)

At the dawn of test day, they realised the test would never be successfull.

They met a mythical Finnish creature, only described in folkore as a https://app.warera.io/user/6961bf65713ec85ac61ad951. It simply stared at them, unbothered and started eating something so ghastly that even the armed guards that assisted the Swedes turned away crying.

One single scientist took this photo, that has been hidden away until now.

The Mämmi!

(Not to be confused with the Egyptian Mummy)

Some sort of devilish sweetened soft rye porridge, covered with what animals the https://app.warera.io/user/6961bf65713ec85ac61ad951 could find.
In this case, reindeer and salmon roe.

The scientists later returned, to try and find evidence of what they'd actually seen.

They found a lone man, raving in terror, mumbling to himself, seeking the shadows for comfort.

Even though they were swedes, they brought him back to safety and comfort, and after a few months in a very soft environment, they started to understand what he was trying to do. The warnings he shouted, what he screamed at night.

The Salmiakki-Calabrese with N'duja!

Apparently, the creature wasn't done with the Mämmi, it needed more, more nightmare fuel, more insanity to bring upon the world.

The creature had force fed this man, https://app.warera.io/user/69bc7e267e5e55af7b3c85a3, until he started to turn into the very thing itself.

The fames Finnish Salmiakki Liquorice - while survivable in small amounts, known in some tribes as a rite of passage, can be permanently damaging in larger amounts.

Consisting mostly of Ammonium Chloride and Liquorice, it takes years of training for most outsiders to even consider being around.

"Luckily" they managed to scribble down enough details for me to try and replicate it.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

I have done it, I have successfully created the forgotten weapon! The thing that actually scared the russians away during the winter war! The thing that fuels the Finnish woods! Chaos itself!

I wonder... wonder what it would taste like... one little bite can't hurt?

It's sweet, sickeningly sweet, and salty. Somehow comforting, like it's filling a void, like it's a void calling for me.

Do I answer? I know not what to do, or who these voices belong to, what do they want? Why does it seem like they invite me towards the darkness?

I'll attempt to communicate, see what secrets of the universe I can learn, how I can dominate the world!

Let me attempt to reach out a han.....