Are you an ex-president tired of speeches, security details, and political drama?
Denmark has the answer.
A new retirement programme offers former heads of state comfortable accommodation, good food, sea air, LEGO-based civil preparedness, and the chance to spend their golden years with fellow ex-presidents.
The politics are refreshingly simple:
Support Denmark. Enjoy the pølser. Never let Sweden have the last word.
Interested former presidents are invited to contact Danish authorities today to discuss their preferred retirement arrangement.
You served your country. Now come relax in Denmark.