[Fun and games #1] The POOP!
Yes Yes You guessed it. We talking poop!
The ghost poop (Also called the John Cena, no offense to the OG): You feel it come out, you hear a splash, but when you look in the bowl, there’s nothing there.
The clean sweep: The poop comes out, you look in the bowl, and it's there. You wipe, but the toilet paper is completely clean. [Feels like super power!]
The wet cheek (The Poseidon's kiss): The poop hits the water at high speed, creating a splash that lands right on your butt cheek.
The pretend poop (The Gas Out): You sit down, strain, brace yourself, and all that comes out is a massive fart.[Trust me, even if it is quite annoying, it's not the worst!]
The log: A single, unbroken piece so large you hesitate to flush for fear of clogging the entire plumbing system. [Take it out and put in a trash can!]
The tease: It comes halfway out, goes back in, comes halfway out, goes back in...[We all know that one friend who enjoys it little more than he cares to admit!]
The cannonball: Drops with such violent force and noise that it startles anyone within earshot.[There are rumors in every village about a guy who broke the toiled and few tiles alongside!]
The aftershock: You finish, wipe, wash your hands, stand up, and pull up your pants, only to realize you immediately have to sit right back down.[This one is crazy annoying, but not the worst!]
The Lincoln log: A poop so long and sturdy that it sticks straight out of the water.[If it doesn't touch the cheeks it doesn't count!]
The surprise: You think you just need to pass wind, but quickly realize you made a terrible miscalculation. [Yep, the winner!]
The birth: A poop so massive and agonizing you genuinely feel like you need an epidural, breathing exercises, and a supportive partner holding your hand through the contractions.[Some people even think of a name!]
The crime scene: You look back and it looks like an abstract art installation exploded against the porcelain. You end up spending ten minutes with the toilet brush doing damage control.[The blood adds to the mystery, some people take a sample for their "Dexter collection"
The marathon: You sit down for a quick pitstop, open your phone, and suddenly 35 minutes have passed, both your legs are completely numb, and you have to walk out of the bathroom like a newly hatched giraffe.[The walk of shame!]
The phantom wrecker: You walk into a public restroom stall, and the smell is so potent it takes years off your life, but the bowl is completely empty and clean. Someone left a biohazard in the air and vanished.
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