Promises promises! Puzzle winner, one and only: https://app.warera.io/user/6a134c773dccedfdb3b5b4fe Congrats my fellow friend! <3
Okay, fun aside. We talking moose! Once again the article is inspired by people of WarEra. I might have forgotten which moose inspired me. I think it was:
https://app.warera.io/user/69df7beae28eff0d47de8e36 if not, well, sorry, I guess!
Susceptibility to Intoxication: In autumn moose occasionally eat apples that have fallen to the ground and begun to ferment. The fermentation process produces alcohol, and consuming large quantities can cause the moose to become noticeably intoxicated, sometimes leading them to get tangled in trees or wander into residential areas.[ Our drunk moose are these two guys: https://app.warera.io/user/6997663429c61970885db874 and https://app.warera.io/user/69c9602380c8eecf7f0e24ce]

Built-In Scuba Gear. When a moose submerges its head underwater, the water pressure automatically pushes fleshy valves closed, sealing their airways so they can forage on the bottom of lakes and ponds without inhaling water. [He doesn't need to spit for 10 minutes after each dive like I do, lucky guy]

Moose can be killed by accidental ingestion of microscopic brain-eating parasites carried by tiny land snails.[Yep, snails are deadly, just like babies in WarEra after reaching lvl 20]

When a cow moose gives birth, she will aggressively drive away and abandon her previous year's yearling calf forcing the confused, sub-adult youngster to fend for itself overnight while it is completely unready to survive alone, often leaving it vulnerable to being immediately hunted and killed by wolves. [Yesterday I was attacked and chased away from my ECO build! WTF!]
Ever heard of moose and deer whistle? Do you think it works? Well, guess what. It does not! Take that whistle away from your car! You look silly! Trust me, all you do is spend money and tell everyone you are stupido! [Lmao, I got one as a gift, never used it!]

Don't ask me why I chose this car. The reason probably is because I imagine people with a deer whistle in a Multipla!
Special thanks to the special guys!:
https://app.warera.io/user/68281a5f491190d6327e2819
https://app.warera.io/user/6a08c4cd00808544f7993111
https://app.warera.io/user/697b55e4bcecf3b37667e0d1
https://app.warera.io/user/69abda911f0663a58dfceda1
https://app.warera.io/user/6997074c9d27a4a583bd3b36
https://app.warera.io/user/6977b56bdfb35c158dfb7b9e
https://app.warera.io/user/696870939c53138d72fbf4ac
https://app.warera.io/user/6a05f3c84ccc3c36b7de2c11
https://app.warera.io/user/6829c71bf9fe6076b38a5379
https://app.warera.io/user/691ed74bd9075fc1db542693
https://app.warera.io/user/698f6021922ea51b23ca98d6

Can you lads guess which one is you? Love is in the air! <3