No bounties. No blue ammo bonus. Just a pile of guns and absolutely no plan.
We drank all the rum, buried each other in the sand, and shot coconuts off Libertas’ hat.
Only missed a few times. Poor Libertas.
Our crew? From everywhere, different flags, different time zones, same terrible ideas.
And somehow, we all washed up here.
One night, sitting by the fire, we spotted a light on the horizon. Papua Islands… looked like a party.
That’s when it hit us.
Rumschwein: “We should build a pirate empire.”
Galileo-Gunplay: “That sounds like diplomacy… negotiations…”
Libertas: “Are you a pirate or a politician?” stares in disgust
42Thor: “We just sail out and take it.”
No one argued.
Mostly because, at that exact moment, Nico72 was quietly stealing our gold from Pater Anderson…
while MattfromAsda had already reorganized the supplies and somehow turned one crate into three.
Meanwhile, Pewpewpewza was boosting morale by getting some "catnip" 🌿 for all of us.
To everyone in our path: don’t worry, we’ll behave like gentlemen. A few well-mannered parties, then we move on. Keep the beer cold.
Pirate World Tour 🌍
Coming soon to a country near you.
🍻 What you need to know:
Join the Solomon Islands — our incubator for future chaos captains.
No minimum level. We’ll teach you everything.
Need help, diplomacy 🔫, or rum? Open a ticket on Discord.
🧭 Your course to us:
🏝️ Solomon Islands – become a citizen
🏴☠️ national - Whitebeards MU
☠️ national - Blackbeards MU
🦜 Booty Bay Battalion - friends
💬 Discord – your direct line to us
The tide waits for no one.
Cheers,
Galileo-Gunplay
MoFa of the Solomon Islands
Thanks Stevie-Rocket for that banger and inspiration