Alright, I’ll keep this brief. I know your attention spans.
As MoFa, I’m officially confirming that the Special Needs Pirates of the Solomon Islands and the Prussians of Gambia have reached a diplomatic agreement.
Public terms are simple: we won’t be attacking each other (at least not in any enthusiastic or organized way) until 24.05. An extension is possible, depending on how things develop and who annoys whom first.
Anything beyond that is, as usual, not for public discussion. Those who need to know, know. Those who don’t… probably wouldn’t remember it anyway.
Officially: strategic diplomatic agreement
Unofficially: we bros now

Yes, it’s unusual for our nations. No, don’t overthink it.
This is a rare moment of strategic restraint between two parties known for having very little of it.
Enjoy your weekend and don’t get too comfortable out there on the seas.
💥 “Blessed are the trigger-happy, for they shall inherit the booty.”
Galileo-Gunplay MoFa