GAMBLING RANT

11,500 cases. 0 mythics. Drop rate is 0.01%. Statistically, I should have gotten around 1.15 mythics by now. But surely the next case is the one. Surely. Every few minutes, I see someone getting a fucking JET from a common case. A COMMON CASE. Meanwhile, I am here opening boxes like my luck is in negative. I keep telling myself, “My turn is coming.” i feel like i will get red anytime soon, then i get 0 blue 0 purple in 100 cases. Mythic is far away from me.

At this point, I have opened enough cases, see my networth at level 22. I am sitting on 5 factories at level 22. Some people get a jet in 42 cases. It's still fine. why it hurts more. Even when i craft random purple i get cheap purple equipment below the cost of crafting. Then i thought lets try legendary. Crafting cost is 140 coins. I get 115 coins worth helmet. I don't even have luck in crafting. Whatever i do, it cost me more money. Even my calculator is looking at me like, “Bro, just uninstall.” Every time I see another person getting a jet from a common case, I feel like the game is personally hating me.

Dear Gambling God, I am not asking for a jet. I am not asking to become rich. Just give me one red. One. I will stop complaining for a day. I will congratulate the next guy who gets lucky. I will even say “GG” without crying. Please. I have spent so much time opening cases that I could have learned a new language. Instead, I learned that common items have a better relationship with the RNG than I do.

The probability of getting zero mythics after 11,500 cases is approximately 31.7%. So technically, I am not the unluckiest person alive. But every few minutes, someone gets a jet from a common case, and I feel sad. Not angry. Just sad. I see their red item, look at my inventory, and wonder what I did in my previous life to deserve this. I used to open cases with excitement. Now I open them expecting disappointment. My wallet is tired. My brain is tired. My inventory is full of things I don't even want. I came to WarEra to have fun, not to develop trust issues with a crates.

Fine. I accept it. I am the guy who funds everyone else's luck. My legacy will be 11,500 cases, 0 mythics, and a collection of useless uncommon items. If I ever get a red, I will frame it. I will name it. I will tell my grandchildren about the day their ancestor finally escaped the case curse. Until then, I will keep opening cases, because apparently I have learned nothing.