A few days ago I told you that you were "our best enemy." You attacked us just because you were bored; we reclaimed our territory and then invaded you back in retaliation, and I'm sure we both did it just for fun.
You resisted our attempts to rebuild Berlin with LEGO bricks twice, and now you're letting Italians leave your streets littered with empty pizza boxes and spaghetti. I like pizza and spaghetti with tomato sauce, but I think Berlin would have looked better with LEGO bricks. In fact, some of us even became LEGO characters.
We were willing to let you continue selling Kunstmann beer. I don't know how the Italians are going to treat you.