GLOBAL POPULATION REPORT #2 — Demographic Chaos Detected

Another population report has been completed using data collected from May 12th to May 16th, and this one contains some genuinely absurd numbers.

Germany still hasn’t slowed down at all. Their baby boom keeps going strong every single report. At this point neighboring territories should probably start getting nervous with the amount of population they are building up.

Lithuania also continues growing rapidly, which honestly makes sense considering the ridiculous amount of land they currently control on the map. Somebody has to populate all that territory.

Romania continues its strong rise as well and is quietly becoming one of the fastest-growing countries in the region.

Algeria somehow doubled itself, which authorities are probably still trying to explain.

Mauritania entered statistically terrifying territory with over 140% growth.

Belgium and Sierra Leone are also quietly booming in the background.

Meanwhile Egypt had successful territorial expansion during the recent wars… yet somehow still managed to lose population afterwards, which is probably one of the strangest developments in this report.

Italy continues its demographic collapse arc despite maintaining stable pasta production.

Brazil appears to be discovering that football alone cannot sustain demographics forever.

Full statistics below.

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