Government Report of Mexico — Minister of Defense
Government Report of Mexico — Minister of Defense
25/09/2026
Dear national and international readers,
During this administration, the Ministry of Defense was given a responsibility that is simple to explain, but difficult to fulfill: ensuring that Mexico could defend its interests whenever the country was falling apart foreign policy was no longer enough.
I, https://app.warera.io/user/6a9a29d00e670bf347d3c793 , took office after our former Minister of Defense had to step in as Vice President when our previous Vice President fled to Ireland.
Unlike my colleagues who DO NOT work, alongside Congress, I present my achievements below:
First Achievement
Nothing, because WTF is up with this position? Like, you want to attack someone and you can't because Congress has to propose it???
Just give me the missile codes and the problem is solved.
Keep sleeping, Congress.
Second Achievement
Maintaining a tracker of inactive users in our MUs.
As Minister of Defense, it is VERY important to keep your MUs filled with active people who can complete contracts or, if they want to, rank up.
Every 5 days, I will upload a file to the appropriate channels listing citizens who DO NOT take WarEra seriously, so we can kick them out move them out of their MUs.
Inactive in the country?We don't want that in Mexico.
Third Achievement
Opening an exclusive channel for MU commanders and leaders.
Why didn't one exist before?
Easy: I wasn't in office yet.
But don't worry. I'm here now.
Here, we maintain VERY active communication to discuss country and MU orders so we can keep our military forces around the world coordinated. (Except for those who went on vacation to Japan.)
We are SO active in this channel that my wife thinks I'm having an affair because of how much I text there.
Fourth Achievement
Why do you want more? Three is enough.
If I could list a fourth achievement, it would be defending the sovereignty of MY country and YOUR country.
As a good member of the government, I have to listen to my citizens when they express their opinions about war. But the reality is that I CAN'T do anything because my Congress doesn't do any work.
If Mexico HASN'T attacked you, thank the government.
I call upon the MODS and the general population to give this role more responsibilities.
It's way too easy.
Minister's Disclaimer: If you complain about Mexico's battle orders, it's because I don't have access to any Discord channel and I have no idea what's going on. I'm literally just sitting in my office eating chips.
Being Minister of Defense is like:
