Guinea-Bissau Mid-Week Update – 20/04 to 22/04

SHIPPYApril 22, 2026news

AKA: “Are we fighting a country or a full expansion pack?”

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20/04/2026 – https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 Expands the War

While we’re already dealing with:

  • A revolt

  • Losses

  • Drained resources

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 decides that’s not enough…

👉 They attack Sierra Leone as well

At this point you have to ask:

Are they at war… or just collecting countries?

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War Era is slowly starting to feel like:

Ven Era

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21/04/2026 – The Propaganda Drop

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 releases an official statement by https://app.warera.io/user/682d1f969447019ec2b31b43

Main takeaway?

👉 We’re the villains now.

According to them:

  • They’re “defending themselves”

  • They have “no colonial ambitions”

  • Everything is just a response to aggression

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Meanwhile, from our side:

They’ve:

  • Hit Cape Verde

  • Pushed Fortaleza

  • Continued aggression across regions

  • Expanded into multiple African fronts

But sure…
we’re the problem.

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Reality Check

This isn’t diplomacy.
This is:

  • Attack first

  • Write an article later

  • Call it “defense”

And then invite everyone to Discord like nothing happened.

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21/04/2026 – War Continues, Wallets Suffer

While the speeches are going out…

On the ground:

  • Fighting continues

  • Funds are running dangerously low

And to make things worse:

👉 A revolt starts in Western Burkina Faso

We managed to deal with it (barely), but it cost us more resources we don’t really have.

At this point it’s not even about winning.

It’s about:

How long can we keep going like this?


22/04/2026 – “Peace Talks” (Sort Of)

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac858 starts talking about peace.

Sounds good, right?

Not quite.

At the same time, they launch attacks on three fronts:

  • Sierra Leone

  • Tambacounda

  • Southeastern Mauritania

So the situation becomes:

“We want peace… but also here’s more war.”

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More information Peace talks continue and a temporary Cease Fire was called.

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Major Impact – Economic Hit

With these attacks, we’ve now lost:

👉 Lead production

This is a big problem.

That wasn’t just income—it was part of our recovery plan.

Now?

  • War continues

  • Income drops

  • Recovery gets delayed

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Current Situation

Right now we are:

  • Fighting an aggressive multi-front enemy

  • Recovering from previous wars

  • Handling internal revolts

  • Running low on funds

  • Losing key economic regions

In short:

Everything is happening at once.

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