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Guinea-Bissau Weekly Report – Wallets Burned, Sleep Lost, Trust Issues Gained

SHIPPYApril 20, 2026news

This week in https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f1c can be summed up in one sentence:

We tried diplomacy. They chose violence. Then everyone chose violence.

a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words " absolute diplomacy " above him

https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee7 Negotiations – Or: How to Waste Everyone’s Time

08/04/2026
We sit down with https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee7 like civilized people. You know… talking, negotiating, pretending this game isn’t 80% betrayal.

They hit us with:

“We need to check with higher-ups.”

Ah yes. The classic “my boss said no” strategy.

Negotiations go absolutely nowhere.

a bald man in a gray suit is giving a peace sign



18/04/2026 – Round 2: The Insult

They come back with an offer.

  • 500 BTC.
    Non-aggression Pact

Not even a serious number. That’s not a deal—that’s what you offer when you want to start a fight but still pretend you tried.

So we counter like reasonable humans:

  • Non-aggression pact

  • 2000 BTC

  • Everyone walks away happy

A solid deal.

Too solid, apparently.

19/04/2026 – The Plot Twist Nobody Asked For

They stall again… and then suddenly:

“We’re revolting. We’re just mercenaries who want land.”

Right. And I’m the king of Wakanda. https://app.warera.io/user/694644089cc77deb5d43fe32

This had proxy war energy written all over it from day one.

a man with a beard is clapping his hands in front of a group of people in armor .



20/04/2026 – The “Money Solves Everything” Strategy

We lose the revolt.

Not because we got outplayed.

But because https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee7 said:

“What if we just… spend 9000 BTC?”

And that was that.

You can plan, strategize, position perfectly…
but you can’t outplay someone hitting the “unlimited budget” DLC.

a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby .



14/04/2026 – “Hey, We’re Actually Competent”

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac852 decides it’s a great day to mess with https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee9.

https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5ee9 disagrees.

They call us in, we step up, occupy their land, and win the war cleanly.

At this point, everything looks good:

  • We’re helpful

  • We’re strong

  • We’re making smart plays

Foreshadowing: this will not last.

a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it



Meanwhile (Before Everything Explodes)

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac832 invades https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5eeb.

We casually grab Western https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f37 like:

“Don’t mind if I do.”

Free land. No stress.

This will be the last easy thing we do all week.

a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying do n't mind if i do


17/04/2026 – “Let’s Open Another Front, What Could Go Wrong?”

https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac832 is under pressure from https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac82f and loses https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f49.

We step in like absolute heroes:
👉 Take https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f49 back.

Unexpected. Clean. Efficient.

Then the dominoes start falling:

  • Sierra Leone attacks Recife

  • We respond by taking Fortaleza

At this point we’re feeling unstoppable.

This is where the overconfidence kicks in.

a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the words war calls written below them

Venezuela logs in.

a man wearing a red jacket and goggles looks angry


Venezuela – The Final Boss Appears

While we’re sleeping (because apparently that’s illegal now), Venezuela hits Cape Verde.

We wake up to:

“Yeah… that’s gone.”

We try to defend on 18/04/2026.

Keyword: try.

They roll through like it’s a tutorial mission.

Then they move on Fortaleza, which is now completely cut off from us.

At this point we made the only smart decision all week:

“Yeah… you can have it.”

Because at the same time?

Gambia is still cooking behind us.

a man is standing in front of a sign that says take it , it 's yours
a green and yellow flag with a black star on it

https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f1c

Economic Moves – The Quiet Big Brain Play

While the world burns, we made a smart pivot:

  • Switched from Light Ammo → Lead

  • 50% production bonus

  • 7.5% tax

Translation:
We’re broke now, but future us might be rich again.


Current Territory Control

We currently hold:

  • Guinea-Bissau ⭐

  • Boke & Labe ⭐

  • Dakar ⭐

  • Menaka & Gau ⭐

  • Tambacounda

  • Central Senegal

  • Kayes

  • Koulikoro & Sikasso

  • Western Burkina Faso

  • Seguo & Mopti

  • Tombouctou

(⭐ indicates key production regions)


Damage Report – It’s Bad

By the end of this masterpiece of a week:

  • Gear: Gone

  • Money: Also gone

  • Sanity: Questionable

We’ve officially entered:
Eco Mode™

Which translates to:

“Nobody touch anything, we’re broke.”

a woman in a red shirt says war what is it good for ? absolutely nothing

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