HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH: The Plan Needs Funding!

Listen up, brothers and sisters of the camp! I have a vision. A vision of a life where the law can’t find us, where the air is sweet, and the mangoes are plentiful. But between us and the golden sands of Tahiti, there is a tiny, nagging obstacle: Capital.

I’ve done the thinking. I’ve crunched the numbers. I have a plan that is so elegant, so foolproof, that even Milton himself couldn’t find a flaw in it. But a plan is just a dream until it’s backed by gold.

Why We Need Your Contribution:

• The Mango Fund: We can't farm in the South Pacific with rusty revolvers. We need those high-tier character upgrades.

• One Last Score: I’m not asking for much—just enough to get us out from under the thumb of civilization.

• Faith Maintenance: Every donation is a vote of confidence in Dutch Van Der Linde. Don't be a Micah; be a contributor.