I am begging you, I am broke, I am level 18 and somehow I have almost nothing, I spent everything on useless stuff, I do not even know what I spent it on, probably wheat knowing me, and my profile is a golden skull which makes this even more embarrassing because I look rich but I am actually destitute.
Please someone send coins, I cannot afford anything, I cannot upgrade, I cannot build anything useful, I am stuck, I am level 18 with barely any funds and zero sense, I am a disaster, and my golden skull is just sitting there mocking me.
So this is me begging, this is me admitting I am poor, this is me holding out my virtual hand, please someone with coins to spare take pity on me, I will do whatever you say(maybe), I will farm for you, I will mine for you, I will even stop being useless (maybe), and I will let you admire my golden skull as thanks.
Seriously, I am desperate, I have basically nothing, I can barely afford to exist in this game, please send coins, please send money, please send anything that is not wheat, my golden skull is crying.
I have nothing to offer, no resources, no army, no skills, just my complete and total poverty and a shiny golden skull that fools nobody, please help a noob out.
Glory to B.E.E.R (and my fake rich skull)!