Help Fix Central Africa's Drinking Problem
An appeal from the Central African Revolutionary Assembly
Help us give our cadets a home to fight for!
Every day, somewhere in the dust of Central Africa,
a young cadet is forced to endure training completely sober.He did his pushups under the sun, next to other cadets, in someone else's military unit.
He has committed himself, body and soul, to the Central African Revolution.But at the end of that day, he has nowhere to go.
He and his brothers do not have a headquarters he can call home yet.With your help Central Africa will finally be able to afford their own.
A single donation of only 5 BTC is enough
to provide one cadet with a year's worth of cara pilsner.
Dear reader,
Your donation will go toward the creation of an independent military unit for the Central African Republic.
A unit where our cadets can train together, serve together,
and build something that is genuinely ours.
Free from dependency. Free from the generosity of neighbors. Free from thirst.
Because listen. Listen to this.
A soldier who is thirsty is a soldier who is thinking about being thirsty.
And a soldier who is thinking about being thirsty is not thinking about the revolution.
And a soldier who is not thinking about the revolution is not a revolutionary.
He is just a man thirsting in the desert.
But a soldier who has his cara. That soldier. That soldier is the revolution.
You can see it in his eyes. You can see it the moment the cara chills his lips.
The cara and the cause become the same thing.
They flow together. Like a river. Like the Ubangi.
The Ubangi flows, and the cara flows, and the revoluztn flows.
And u understands that the cara was a current.
And wher all just trying not to drown.
That is what your 5 BTC buys. Not a drink. A currnet.
We are not a drinking unit. We are a unit that undestadn on a philosofical level,
that the line between thirst and purpose is thinner than people want to admit.
The great genrels and kernels like me know this.
Even the cadets know this, but they canot articulate it,
because they have not had their cara yet,
becuase you are still reading this instead of sending the muney.
The cara issen't the problem.
The cara has nevre been the problem.
The cara is the solution before you can even porperly asses the problem.
And that kind of foresight should be rewrded, not questiunt.
Sum people looks at what wer building and they say, they sayses to us,
they look us in the eye and they says:
"dis not a miltry stratgy, disis a drinkun perblem"
—sum peopel
And to those pepel we say, we says, yur not seeing the big picter twully.
The pictrue is the Ubangi rivhr.
The fwull pictrue is workun the cadets sober, beacuse some of u,
-and-yer-know-who-yuure-
have not yet donated and put yer money where yer big mouf is!
And that young'un in the mud, reaching out wif his hand,
if you reawy take a looksy,
he is not reaching for a beer.
He is reaching fur the futsure. Fur Central Afircna independses.
He is reatchign for sunmthin cold and hwet and carboneighted that repreresents
on a vewy deep lebel errything the revolutstandsfor.
We are so close. We are like this clsoe. 5 bitcorn and the miltryunit exists.
5 bitcorns and the the cadets ccom hom. To ther own beds. Their own refridgerrtor.
Dnate 5 bitcorn to craete Cara Rouge todeh.
You can feel it can't you?
It's the cara calling.
Thats the rveolution.
Thats us.
We are the cara.
I am kernel Muhammuhr al-Forter,
brodarly leadr and giude of the revelutsun,
and i thanks you for your supprot
on healf of the Centarlfrican Revoltionarsembly.