Hello pu.. fellow humans!
For reasons that defy non-Euclidean geometry, I recently spent your human month incarnated as a corporate-military tycoon in this game.
Wanting to have fun as all of you do, by happily participating in my first conflict, my attempt to simply fold the virtual battlefield so the enemy front lines occupied the exact same virtual coordinates as my virtual shells, failed miserably due to game's engine agonizing insistence to follow linear processing instead.
Sad.
Now I need to wait for some random-number half-deities to drop me suboptimal values.
Lucky them while I spend my holidays being human.
What passes for fun here...