How the Enmity Between Sweden and the Netherlands Started (Possibly)

This is the story about how the eternal war (probably) between Netherlands and Sweden started (possibly).

Long ago, a young country named Sweden dreamed of becoming friends with the Netherlands. Hoping for friendship, Sweden approached the Dutch with a smile and an open hand.

But the Dutch rejected Sweden's offer. They mocked the young country and pelted it with stroopwafels, laughing as Sweden ran away.

Humiliated but determined, Sweden refused to give up. To stand against the Dutch bullies, Sweden set out to find allies, build friendships, and train for the battles to come. During Swedens journey he came across the poor german country being harassed by the jelous belgians.

Sweden and Germany joined forces and trained relentlessly for the challenges that lay ahead. As their journey continued, they met other friends who had also suffered at the hands of the Dutch and Belgian bullies. United by a common cause, they trained together and became stronger than ever before.

The end of this story has yet to be determined. Historians continue to debate whether peace, friendship, wars of mutual destruction or additional stroopwafels lie ahead.

True story... maybe