HUNGARY REPORTS - PRESIDENT KURWA IS OUSTED, LONG LIVE PRESIDENT CATPISS

So it finally happened.
After a horrendous month, President @68a2f9b911b193d959b00ba9 has officially lost his non-existent reelection bid, therefore becoming the shortest-reigning leader of our country's over 1131-year history. He achieved a feat no other prince, king, or president has ever dreamed of: losing 100% of Hungary's territory in just two weeks.
Yes, TWO weeks.
The Hungarians, now forced to live in yurts again, have fled their homeland after more than a millennium to find new hope and a path to redemption. And they found one...

According to legends, freshly elected VP@68c989b4d5376fb75ee9afee went outside of his yurt to gather some firewood to keep the freezing people of our country well-heated in this blazing summer heat, when he found a small black and grey tabby cat in the bushes. He grabbed the cat and brought it inside his living quarters to cheer himself up in this most dire situation. Inside the yurt, Minister of Economy @69f827d8632bce7ba9935bf7, Minister of Defence @69a8c18fee3b42715164747b, and Minister of Foreign Affairs @69a46c07fd4dc2b5b9232c04were taking their last sips of the last batch of most finest IPA Dreher beers, when the little cat jumped onto their table and started pissing into all of their cups. The Ministers, desperate to get drunk from the alcoholic drinks, recklessly continued sipping from the cups. All of a sudden, the three of them shouted: "Hey, that's pretty good!"

Soon, the whole nation rejoiced and tasted the magical and mostly not-so-awful byproduct of the cat, who was quickly named @69fa2e540f76ac5e8fda655d, which translates into CatPiss. This cat was quickly nominated by the elders to become president, and with 100% of the votes counted, it won the election automatically, earning the right to be the next leader of all Hungarians all over the world.
Now, with the whole country united and semi-high on feline waste, the question remains: do the Hungarians still have it in them to retake their homeland and drive the invaders out of its historical borders?

The celebratory ascension of @69fa2e540f76ac5e8fda655d to the Presidency, lifted by VP @68c989b4d5376fb75ee9afee, painted by László Krasznahorkai.

Only time will tell...

As the new saying goes:
A shot of cat piss every day brings us closer to retaking Hungary!
Minden nap egy kupica @69fa2e540f76ac5e8fda655d közelebb hoz minket Magyarország visszafoglalásához!

Thank you for your attention regarding this very important matter!