Hey hey people, Macdonalds nation here. I want to send a message to Chile and Portugal here.
Hey Chile, you think you're so slick huh? Think i didn't see your "Secret pact that nobody knows about"? Think again buddy! *slaps you on the balls*
Uh oh looks like i spilled all my chicken mcnuggets on Hawaii! Hawaii is mine, i am da boss here! I will build 500 Macdonalds in Hawaii and you will McFuckin LOVE it! What's all this then, you have 50k in your account? Better spend it all on bounties now! Didn't want to share with your allies, now we WILL make you PAY!
Now regarding Portugal.
You think you can come to Cuba, take a crap at my front door and make deals after? WRONG, think again POOPYHEAD! Go back to Africa this is freedom land here! Oooh yeah, i'm so good at writing articles! I am basically the Wall Street Journal in this shit!
Anyway, I AM THE SENATE and i LOVE DEMOCRACY! Peace.