Dear noobs of War Era,
I come before you today with a matter of national importance.
I'm in dire need of Q6 factories. As such, I require every single one of you to locate that Tip button and click it until your mouse develops repetitive strain injuries. If the button is still functioning, you haven't clicked enough.
There is simply no scenario in which I will allow myself to remain economically uninvolved. That would be irresponsible leadership. Therefore, I ask you to approach this mission with the utmost seriousness and unwavering dedication.
Every tip is an investment in a brighter future. A future where my factories flourish, my production numbers soar, and your contribution is remembered... probably for at least five minutes.
Please refrain from asking where the funds are going. Financial transparency only slows down economic growth.
Together, we can build an empire so absurdly profitable that economists will refuse to acknowledge it and historians will pretend it never happened.
Failure to comply may result in severe disappointment, strongly worded messages, and me asking again tomorrow.
Thank you for your service to this noble cause.
With the deepest respect and absolutely no ulterior motives,
A humble entrepreneur who just happens to need several Q6 factories.