Status: F2P pleb, gambling in the least efficient way possible.
Right now, I feel like I'm living in the dark ages. My case-opening addiction is out of control, but I’m stuck opening one single case at a time, like some poor medieval farmer toiling away in the fields.
And it gets worse! When I inevitably end up with a bunch of worthless junk, I have to dismantle each item manually. Can you imagine the humiliation? Here I am, battling a serious gambling addiction, and I’m spending half my day clicking those individual dismantle buttons. It’s stealing precious time away from my next fix.
I need a subscription.
Industrial-Scale Degeneracy: I’ll be losing money faster than if I were literally setting it on fire.
Mass Case Unboxing: I want to open multiple cases at once so I can dive headfirst into the thrilling abyss of disappointment.
Tax Deductible? Not a chance. Keep that between us and your tax advisor.
Quick Dismantle: Instantly turning my terrible pulls into scrap, letting me recycle my poor choices faster than you can say “what was I thinking?”
"Gambling without an efficient method, has to be the worst thing you can do. If you are going to gamble, at least do it right."
— The local drunkard in my city
Possibly Deductible Charity Donation: I'm no accountant, but you could argue this is a donation in the name of charity, so you could deduct it from IRS
Eternal Glory and Gratitude: Plus, you’ll get a solid 0% of my war spoils.
You Can Control My Bio a: As long as it doesn’t get me banned, I’m all in.
Idk: But since you are literally paying me, although indirectly, I will fulfill special requests, that don't get me banned or outed as a traitor
Donate a subscription on War Era to me today. Help me destroy my economy. If you’re an inglorious bastard or don't like Portugal, consider this your chance to weaken the enemy!
No AI images, since I'm thirsty and I don't want a datacenter sipping it up in front of me