I spent 2 hours stealing 82 pillows in Morrowind to make a begging article.

High effort begging. Also, if you haven't played it before, play Morrowind.

Spent 2 hours upping my sneak skills in Balmora. Stealing pillows from under the heads of innocent civilians.

Tip me, please, so I can sustain my war build, you n'wahs.

Wealth beyond measure, Outlander.