Interesting times for the latest results from the Presidential Polling 0ffice shows a groundbreaking **23** candidates and counting vying for the Irish vote tomorrow.
The historic development is attributed to the power vacuum left behind by the exile of former Irish Supreme Dictator & Evil Overlord, https://app.warera.io/user/69b03a0ee5230b35c2860968 who is believed to have fled to https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8e0 following a failed coup by Irish Revolutionary https://app.warera.io/user/698d05589789b5cb628f88b8
With the former dictator in exile, 10% of the Irish population have said "ah shure I'll give it a go" and put their name down to be the next President, with that number continuing to grow. Whether or not they realize they'll be ousted in 3 days by an unknown force is not known by this reporter at this time.
When asked his opinion on the turn of events, a local man had this to say "Ah shure well you know the thing is that, well, as you know it's an awful thing right but the main thing is that we know right from wrong and at the end of the day we can do better by each other y'know what I mean?"
I did not know what he meant or what he was smoking to give that reply.
I did not ask any other locals for comment.
Be sure to tune into RTÉ Corruptelifís tomorrow evening as we give you the poll results LIVE.
UPDATE: Candidate numbers are up to 32 chancers