So let me get this straight.
There was supposedly a poll — pink or piss yellow — and somehow, magically, Belgium ends up blue on the map???
Oh yeah, totally normal. Nothing suspicious at all. Definitely not the result of shadowy negotiations with a certain tiny blue population living in mushrooms.
I’m just asking questions here, but when Smurfs start influencing national color decisions, maybe it’s time we admit something’s off. How does a country skip the entire poll result and land on a completely different color unless there’s… external pressure?
Call it what you want. I call it Smurf-level corruption.
We deserve answers.