Vol. II | Issue 10 | May 23, 2026
Look, I am back here once again, cap in hand, asking for your hard-earned donations to the state treasury. The war machine doesn't fuel itself, and that horse and cart aren't getting any younger. We need the gold, the cash, and the support to keep the wheels moving.
But let's sweeten the pot with a bit of a high-stakes wager.
If this post gets absolutely farkulates with engagement and support, I am prepared to make a financial sacrifice that my personal bank account will heavily regret.
Even though I absolutely shouldn't, and even though I am currently pretty fucking broke, I will personally step up and buy the official Grimdark Skin Pack for the country's horse and cart.
That is a solemn, binding pledge. If the community steps up and runs the numbers up on this post, I will open my own wallet to ensure our national logistics look properly intimidating.
As a reminder, the premium investment tiers are still active for local donors:
The Standard Contribution: A beautiful, room temperature 4-pack of Tesco Lager.
The Premium Booster: A crisp pack of Bacon Fries to offset the lager.
The Miracle Tier: If you're tossing gems our way, we’re still hunting down those rogue pub pint glasses.
Do your civic duty, run up the numbers on this bulletin, and let's force the editor into financial ruin for the glory of a Grimdark Ireland.
Support the Fatican, fund the cart, and let's make the treasury look a lot healthier than my IRL bank balance.
Thanks for reading 💙