Americans,
After my arrival for supposed vacation, Mr. President https://app.warera.io/user/6a05c07f578457141e23dbb2 pulled me aside for a motivational speech that almost brought me to tears. I felt that my presence could mean something, that I could help. And so I joined the great https://app.warera.io/party/6a6957020a2bf0665f368986 . I must admit, I was also offered a lifetime of my favorite burger the CBO (with breaded chicken, bacon, and crispy onions).
Moreover, the news about about the negotiations between https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7e5 and https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac7aa were also part of the motivation.

With this newfound purpose and an heightened sense of FREEDOM I have decided to run for congress.
Here are my promises to the people of the The land of the free and the home of the brave:
1) All my political stances and votes will align with Mr. Presidents party;
2) I will be active and engaged;
3) And most important, as proof as already shown (in discord), keep making memes and contributions to boost the enlistment of new brave soldiers to the nation.
LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
