Latest Report from the Battlefiled at Sindh

The following moments were captured during the Sindh Revolt today:

1. Just as the battle started, Indian soldiers were seen to be awestruck. It was later revealed that they were going through an episode of PTSD from events which had occured a month ago.

2. Some water was seen leaking soon after the battle commenced. when Pakistan soldiers followed the trail, they found some broken water guns outside the border of Singapore.

3. As the battle waged, some suicidal presidential screams were over heard. When the independent media arrived at the scene, they were flabergasted at what they saw

4. While one side was resorting to suicide missions, the other side looked to be doing the exact opposite

5. The writing was on the wall. Alliances were involved, SRs were at stake but the ending was inevitable. Though the war wages but a fortune teller showed an image from her crystal ball

6. Minutes before publishing this piece, we've just recieved a message from a Na Maloom Fard