Leaks from Swedish weapons research!

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Independent (and trustworthy) sources have revealed that there's at least one previously unknown Bofors' research station deep in the Swedish woods, that's now being run by the Swedish MoE and notorious arms dealer, https://app.warera.io/user/69763001ca9bb7b0692fc59f (possible translations: The dog, mad dog, raw dog).

Our source worked there for months before guilt and remorse forced him to leak these details to the world.

We will now present these findings, unredacted!

This article is a follow-up to https://app.warera.io/article/69d180970314b2dfe8eed5c8

As with previous articles in this story, sensitive viewers might want to look away.

Research Project: SP-01.b
(Cardboard and ketchup)

This project was made as a first prototype, it's original purpose was to try and create confusion and rage within enemy troops.

A successful test was never performed, as Norwegians on holiday seemed to show up unannounced and devour the prototypes.

Research Project: SP-03.7 "Sacre Bleu"
(Cheese, pineapple, ham, blue cheese and mayonnaise)

Armament aimed towards the French-Italian speaking parts of Switzerland.

Unconfirmed rumours claim it was used in the Battle of the Rhine.

Research Project: B&B-0x.2a

(Cheese, Beef, Paprika / Bell Pepper / Capsicum, Bearnaise sauce)

Made to be aimed directly at internal organs that's been raised on olive oil.
Never made it through testing as researchers repeatedly mistook it for their own lunch.

https://app.warera.io/user/69763001ca9bb7b0692fc59f Apparently claimed that the reported consumption of the weapon cost the taxpayers up towards 24k btc.

Research Project: C-1
(unidentified)

Based on stolen Chinese plans for a new superweapon.

With the plans written in Chinese and them not trusting anyone that could read Chinese, they had a wild guess.

Untested, as they were afraid of what it might do if activated.
Reportedly buried 500m deeper than their nuclear waste, in a more secure chamber.

Research Project: HG-0.5a "Gurkan"

(Bearnaise sauce, cheese, ham, pickled cucumber)

Apparently based on the sandwiches served in the cafeteria during Christmas lunch.

Apparently consumed the day after Christmas lunch during a tremendous hangover.

Research Project: MCA-66 "il bomba"
(Arrabiata, leftover macaroni, cheese sauce, cheese, ham)

The only project other than "Sacre Bleu" to make it to production.

Made purely for defense of allied nations. They are apparently saving it in case the Italians should ever attack German core territories.

(All pizzas are real and from documented sources close to article author)

Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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