Raiding a German isn’t a battle => it’s a hostile audit.
While you’re "feeling the vibe," they’re calculating the exact caloric intake needed to click "Retaliate."
They don’t play, they optimize.
Met one in the chat.
Asked for a truce.
He sent back a 12-page PDF and asked for my VAT number.
Absolute lunatics.
If you’re suicidal enough to strike, wait for Sunday.
It’s Ruhetag.
They’re so busy reporting their neighbors for the crime of mowing a lawn or making a noise that they might actually forget to check their borders.
It’s the only time their obsession with rules works in your favor.
Don’t blink. That window closes fast.