When I first joined Warera, I’ll admit it: I was tiny, I didn’t understand a single thing, and the geopolitical map looked like a giant monster ready to swallow me whole. I was completely in the dark and terrified of making a wrong move. But I mustered up my courage, put on armor that was way too big for me, and decided to venture out in service of Portugal.
Looking back today, I realize that if I’m still here and growing step by step, I owe almost all of it to my mates in Condestáveis.
My journey has been a mix of constant learning and moments where I seriously question if my last two brain cells are communicating at all.
Whenever the team gets together to discuss complex war tactics, formations, and attack timings, I stare at the screen and genuinely feel like I have a monkey inside my head clapping cymbals together. I just nod along, absorb as much as I can, and pray I don’t hit the wrong button at the crucial moment.
And the market? A total comedy. My attempts to get decent deals are hilariously disastrous. I’ve accidentally sold stuff dirt cheap by mistake, missed out on trades by seconds, If there’s a way to mess up a trade by tripping over my own feet, rest assured: I will find it.
It’s not all miscalculated trades, though. The real magic of being in Condestáveis comes from the people and the life we have in our chats.
We’ve been through some genuinely nerve-wracking times—like when a few of our teammates got unfairly banned. Fear and frustration swept through our community, and those days felt pretty grim. But justice prevailed, the unban came through, and we celebrated like we had just won the World Cup!
After that, we got right back to our usual nonsense. Between corny jokes, endless laughs, moral support through tough times, and totally random conversations at three in the morning, I realized I wasn’t alone in this virtual world anymore.
I’m still not a master strategist, and my battle damage doesn’t make empires tremble... yet! But I’m moving forward, taking it one step at a time, slowly leveling up and learning from the best. Soon enough, this MU noob will be right there on the front lines, fighting side by side with our crew.
Keeping this journey going takes time, dedication, endless hours of gaming, and above all, a steady supply of energy (and patience for my calculation errors). Every little bit of progress takes work, but with this team by my side, every second is worth it.
If you want to follow the evolution of this #WarriorNoob, laugh at my next tactical blunders, or simply send some love to someone trying to raise Portugal’s flag in the game, drop by my Warera profile and leave some encouragement!