MAKE RWANDA GREAT(ER) AGAIN

Vote https://app.warera.io/user/69bd3d2884bbfcaa68f7d8ee for President

Dear citizens of Rwanda,

Are you tired of opening the map and asking:

"Who approved this diplomacy?"

Are you tired of checking the treasury and hearing...

"We have 3 gold and a dream."

Do you log in just to see another:

Bad law

Random war

14-page diplomacy essay nobody read

Then congratulations! You've officially qualified to vote for me.

My Campaign Promises

Taxes so good that economists will start crying.

Military so active that our enemies will need therapy.

Government meetings under 5 minutes.

National budget spent on things that actually exist.

No corruption.

(Unless someone offers me 5k gold)

The National Plan

Economy

Current economy 📉

My economy 📈

Factual Science.

Military

Enemy:
"We have 400 online."

Rwanda:
"Bet."

Diplomacy

Instead of writing Shakespeare-level diplomatic letters

I'll simply ask:

"Are we fighting or are we farming?"

Simple, Efficient, Beautiful.

Government Transparency

Every decision will be explained using only three words.

Tax increase?

"Money printer broken"

War declaration?

"They looked funny"

Peace treaty?

"Everyone tired bro"

My Qualifications

✔ Can read ✔ Can count

✔ Knows where the Law button is

✔ Has never accidentally declared war while trying to open inventory

Already more qualified than 87% of politicians.

FAQS

"What's your ideology?"

Winning

"What's your economic policy?"

Money, More money, Preferably our money

"Will you betray allies?"

"Can you fix Rwanda?"

No.

But I'll definitely make it funnier.

My Cabinet

Minister of Finance -> Calculator

Minister of Defense ->The strongest player in rwanda

Minister of Economy->That one farmer who goes into perma eco mode

Minister of Foreign Affairs ->The Discord ping enjoyer

Minister of Memes -> Everyone

Final Message

Don't vote because I'm perfect!

Vote because it'll be hilarious when it actually works.

I dont care about any of these gif miss alignment https://app.warera.io/user/6813b758efecdf9bab195068 please update the editor so it can be easily align.

Back to Topic Remember...

A vote for me is a vote against boomer politicians, bad laws, empty treasuries, and people who write essays longer than the game tutorial

VOTE https://app.warera.io/user/69bd3d2884bbfcaa68f7d8ee

Less talking More winning

The only campaign with a 100% satisfaction rate among people who already voted for me