Mali needs a new SMO, more inclusivity, and a pronoun bot

bane013September 5, 2026election

Dear citizens of Mali and friends around the world,

I hereby announce my candidacy for Congress.

Before I publish my program, I must comment on the current leadership of Mali and praise them for their excellent work on economic affairs as well as our main activity as mercenaries, but also offer criticism of the neglect of equally important issues concerning the democratization of Malian society.

This is my motivation for standing as a candidate, as I wish to help my brothers-in-arms to embrace the standards of a normal democratic society.

When the honest people of Mali elect me to congress, my policy will be based on three important political messages.

  1. To focus absolutely on helping all dissidents, fighters for a democratic eSerbia, as well as political forces striving to remove the corrupt regime that has been constantly in power and keeps the citizens of eSerbia in democratic darkness.

    This help will consist of both political and financial assistance (if need be, Mali will give the last dinar to let the light of freedom shine upon our dear eSerbia) as well as by launching an SMO against the undemocratic regime that keeps eSerbia in the chains of corruption and dictatorship.

    The same assistance will also be provided to the democratic forces in Albania.

    I hope these moves will show the people of eSerbia that Mali is always on their side.

  2. One of the greatest values of Malian society is equality and inclusivity for every individual, regardless of the language they speak.

    Therefore, I am demanding that the Romani language be introduced as an official language of Mali (the leadership has given me assurances that this problem, which arose from a technical error, will be resolved quickly).

    On this occasion, I would like to thank my friend https://app.warera.io/user/697b55e4bcecf3b37667e0d1, who has started to study the Romani language and culture, and I personally think that is wonderful.

  3. In response to the appeal of many citizens who sent me a large number of messages asking for my help, I have decided to add another demand to my political agenda.

    The citizens of Mali have the right to use whichever pronoun they wish, and for that reason I have decided to ask the government of Mali to introduce a pronoun bot on our Discord, which will assign MANDATORY pronouns to all citizens as well as guests on the Mali Discord.

    As a true champion of democracy and human rights, I was the first to start using this right as encouragement and an example to everyone else.

If these demands of mine are not met, I will begin to use in the congress the methods that my friend Mare patented in the eSerbia congress.

Also, our entire membership of https://app.warera.io/party/6a761f9b90cda0e8e6f89a0a will go on strike, which will consist of not paying state taxes and refusing to fulfill obligations in our dear unit https://app.warera.io/mu/69b937289b25c65012bb501e.

Do not play with democracy and do not try to steal a single vote. I am publicly warning you (you know who you are)!

Get out and vote!

Let's go back to nature!

Vratimo se prirodi!

https://app.warera.io/user/697a63b81f7965e5131d61a9, champion of democracy, protector of human rights, Minister without portfolio in the government of Mali and ladies wet dream

https://app.warera.io/party/6a761f9b90cda0e8e6f89a0a

**If anyone has a good pronoun bot for Discord to recommend, the Malian government will be eternally grateful.