MaliHub (Mali's Fans): WE ACTUALLY DID IT. 🐾

SURPRISE.

To everyone who thought I was just memeing in the diplomatic channels... you clearly don't know me. Standard map colors are boring, and we wanted to see if we could get away with it. Welcome to the era of the Pink Panther of Africa.

PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

Imagine trying to plan a serious military offensive against us, and your tactical map looks like a gender reveal party. You can't. It's too distracting. Our enemies are currently staring at their screens going, "Wait, are they... fabulous now?" Yes. Yes, we are.

THE BUDGET WENT TO A GOOD CAUSE

The citizens are slightly confused but highly supportive. We bought out every paint store from Tombouctou to Bamako and commissioned a giant sparkly panther statue for the town square. Best tax money we've ever spent. No regrets.

SECURING THE BAG, BUT MAKE IT AESTHETIC

Inspector Clouseau couldn't catch the Pink Panther, and neither can the neighboring factions. We are stealthy.

URGENT: MANDATORY SCREENING

To ensure only the most ruthless operators join the Pink Panther State, we have appointed https://app.warera.io/user/6988ac3414220c9fec6d1fa4 and https://app.warera.io/user/697a715b483b4702347e3c40 to conduct all mandatory candidate screenings.

They will vet your combat record, your financial liquidity, and your absolute loyalty to the Governor. Do not apply unless you are prepared to face their scrutiny.