Meme news ! What happened in Paris yesterday

I will briefly tell the event of yesterday, in a neutral way of course.

It started with a pretty upset Germany (strange story of allegedly repeated attacks from France during weeks, the guy is just a lunatic I think), heated by a success in Alsace, launching its attack on Paris.

2 or 3 shittons of money were spent by both sides. Here is an accurate depiction of both governements when talking to mercenaries:

I will remember the help of all of our allies, with a special memory for the Smurfs. They are the best to kick german asses. The folllowing picture was taken during a counter attack.

Germany and its allies started to be quite annoyed by all this. They were filmed in a moment of doubt, when their inflicted damages crossed the 200M bar.

But eventually, one legend will be remembered above all after the dust has settled. Atomic Guepo.

Thank you Germany for the fight. Take your time for next attempt, my wounds are sore and my bank account is empty.