MEMES to confuse Babies - Low Cortisol #Nostalgia

The last thing I remember... I was writing a draft for a totally safe to publish article. A hard knock in the back of my head. Poof.

The doctors said my blood tension had crashed and I fell from my desk. That I would need a few days of hospital rest and I would go back to my stellar career in article writing.

https://app.warera.io/article/68d59baf52bf23291a637fd5

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The staff treated me with much care

They helped me dress myself and go to the restroom.

When I was ill, they gave me meds. In the vein. In the other vein. In most of them, I think.

I don't know if they ran ultrasounds on me or asked me about https://app.warera.io/user/688b562b063503101c074de2, the master of sounds. Speaking of him...

They even let my friends visit me and play with me for a while while recovering. My friends are so precious that they never even left. They are always by my side. Or by my hands. Or by my feet. Well, that last one is mostly https://app.warera.io/user/689f7ebdd59746d8d29e91c2.

One day, when they left me alone for a bit between medications, I couldn't believe my horns when I saw my old acquaintance and sometimes friend, GrandTheftAuto6. He was the president of Romania just a couple of months ago.

https://app.warera.io/article/68dd1cc582c1ae97c850c5dd

I was so happy seeing someone from my native country while in this Tajikistan hospital, but he seemed distant and not talkative. When I grabbed some chips to share with him, he was nowhere to be seen. Maybe https://app.warera.io/user/688cce95005bc031f0b8f8be saw where GTA6 went. He is the country's netrunner and knows a bit too much. Anyway, I dropped the chips and ate some bread instead. No one will ever beat https://app.warera.io/user/687c02cde0093e72196db002's home-made bread.

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I missed my home computer so much these last 5 or 6 days that I asked the kind staff to let me use the public library intra-net to post something for you, my friends and fans.

I cannot type much more, since my hands are a bit shaky from that painkiller the head doctor keeps injecting me with, "to clear your mind mister Mamaliga" she says. The dorky doc better not damage my immunity, we are going to hit the winter holidays soon, along with its cold temps.

I have decided to post some trending memes instead. Please enjoy.

https://app.warera.io/article/6920b94233063ef3c6c889f5 (the clip)

https://app.warera.io/article/68fc24c157647bef3977ff9c

You are now up to speed with the most current world news, gossip and geopolitical shenanigans.

This was your only Mamaliga, signing off from the library. The nurse said she needs to move my bed in a room closer to the basement level.

Hopefully I'll be out soon. O seară bună, cititorilor. Connection lost....Device status: completely greg

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