MURDER THE BOWL-FACED BASTARDS [NOT A GIVEAWAY]
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
LOOK AT THE EYES.
GOOD.
YOU HAVE EYES. THAT IS THE ENTIRE PHYSICAL. YOU PASSED. YOU ARE A SOLDIER NOW.
THE BOWLS HOLD SIX OF YOUR TEN REGIONS.
THEY HOLD ALASKA. THEY HOLD HAWAII. THEY HOLD MY TROUGH.
I AM WRITING FROM INSIDE IT. THEY DO NOT KNOW. THEY HAVE NOTHING TO KNOW WITH.
CHILE IS A BOWL. I EXPLAINED THIS. I WAS THEN EXPLAINED TO.
THIS IS NOT A GIVEAWAY. THE ONLY THING BEING GIVEN AWAY IS ALASKA.
I HAVE MADE POSTERS. LOOK AT THE POSTERS. THE POSTERS ARE LOOKING BACK.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY
THEY ARE BOWL-FACED. THAT MEANS THEY HAVE NO FACE. THIS MAKES IT EASIER.
I HAVE ISSUED THEM FACES. YOU MAY NOW HATE THEM PROPERLY. THE FACES ARE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY. RETURN THEM AFTER.
THEY CANNOT BE HYPNOTIZED. THEY CAN BE RINSED.
THEY ARE LED BY A BOWL WITH A BULLET HOLE. I PUT IT THERE. IT DID NOT TAKE.
DO NOT LOOK INTO THEIR EYES. THEY HAVE NONE. I TRIED. I AM STILL TRYING.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOURTEEN BILLION MINDS, I REQUIRE A PERSON.
THIS IS NOT HUMILIATING. THIS IS A STAFFING MATTER.
YOU ARE THE STAFF.
I DID NOT SAY PLEASE. YOU HEARD SOMETHING. IT WAS THE TROUGH.
GOOD.
APPROVED WEAPONS
THIS IS MDPM69. HE COMMANDS MY MILITARY UNIT. HE IS A HEDGEHOG.
THE BOWLS TRIED TO LADLE HIM. THE BOWLS HAVE HOLES NOW.
HE IS THE ONLY SPOON THEY CANNOT PICK UP.
HE GIVES THE ORDERS. I GAVE THEM FIRST. FROM THE TROUGH. HE HAS NOT BEEN ASKED.
MILITARY UNITS WERE REWORKED THIS WEEK. MDPM69 WAS NOT. YOU CANNOT REWORK A HEDGEHOG.
JOIN A MILITARY UNIT. HE WILL LOOK AT YOUR APPLICATION. HE HAS SPINES. HE DOES NOT NEED TO LOOK LONG.
THE DISHWASHER. HEAVY CYCLE. DO NOT USE ECO. THIS IS A WAR.
CRACKERS. THEY CANNOT RESIST CRACKERS. THEY WILL COME. THAT IS WHEN YOU DO IT.
DO NOT USE A GUN. I USED A GUN. LOOK WHERE WE ARE.
DO NOT EAT THE ENEMY DURING THE BATTLE. AFTER IS FINE. AFTER IS ENCOURAGED.
IF A BOWL SURRENDERS, IT WILL NOT LOOK LIKE ANYTHING. TAKE THE WIN.
GO TO THE BATTLE. DEAL DAMAGE. DEAL IT TO A BOWL.
IF ONLY EIGHT OF YOUR HITS WENT THROUGH, THAT IS NOT LAG. THAT IS CHILI. IT IS THICK.
THE WORLD IS ALSO A CABINET
THE BOWLS DID NOT STOP AT AMERICA.
THEY HAVE HOKKAIDO. THEY HAVE OKINAWA. THEY HAVE THE RUSSIAN FAR EAST.
THEY ARE CALLING IT THE FAR EAT.
THEY ATE WEDNESDAY WITH CRACKERS. YOUR COUNTRY ALSO HAS WEDNESDAYS.
JAPAN. YOU HAVE BOWLS IN YOUR HOME RIGHT NOW. THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS.
RUSSIA. YOU HAVE FOUGHT WINTER. YOU HAVE NEVER FOUGHT SOMETHING WARM. YOU ARE UNPREPARED.
PORTUGAL. YOU HAVE THE MOST PEOPLE. THAT IS THE MOST EYES. I HAVE COUNTED THEM. THEY ARE MINE NOW.
GERMANY. YOU DECLARE GENERAL MOBILIZATION EVERY WEEK. THIS WEEK, POINT IT AT A BOWL.
LITHUANIA. YOU MADE MEMES ABOUT DZŪKIJA. ALASKA IS BIGGER. THE MEMES WILL BE BIGGER.
SWITZERLAND. NEUTRALITY IS A BOWL WITH NOTHING IN IT. THEY WILL FILL YOU. YOU KNOW WITH WHAT.
CHILE. YOU ARE ALSO WELCOME. BRING A BOWL. WE WILL DISCUSS IT. NEAR THE FIREPLACE. ABOVE THE FIREPLACE. YOU UNDERSTAND.
EVERYONE ELSE. OPEN YOUR CUPBOARD. COUNT THEM. THEY ARE COUNTING YOU.
MOVE TO THE UNITED STATES. WE HAVE FOUR REGIONS LEFT AND ALL OF THEM HAVE FRIES.
BRING YOUR EYES. THEY WILL BE INSPECTED.
THE PRESIDENT HAS HONKED
PRESIDENT RONALD MCDONALD HAS AUTHORIZED THIS WAR. HE HONKED. THAT IS THE LAW NOW.
HE ADDRESSED THE TROOPS FROM THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW. HE ASKED IF WE WANTED THAT LARGE.
HE IS PINNING MEDALS ON THE WOUNDED. THE MEDALS ARE COUPONS. THE COUPONS ARE FOR CHILI.
WE WILL USE THEM AS BAIT. HE IS STILL TRYING.
FREEDOM IS INCLUDED IN EVERY COMBO. THE BOWLS ARE EXTRA. WE DO NOT PAY EXTRA.
THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN APPROVED BY BRANDED SECURITY. THEY ARE VERY POLITE. THEY ARE BEHIND YOU.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "I DEALT DAMAGE."
THE INCORRECT ANSWER IS "I WAS SOUP."
YOUR CHILDREN ARE WATCHING. SO IS MILD.
MILD IS OUR DEFECTOR. IT HAS NO MOUTH. WE CONSIDER THIS COOPERATION.
MILD HAS DRAWN US A MAP. THE MAP IS A RING ON THE TABLE. WE BELIEVE IT IS SANTIAGO.
THE SENATOR CANNOT BE HYPNOTIZED. THEREFORE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER VOLUNTEERED.
HE COMMANDS FROM THE TROUGH. HE HAS NOT LEFT THE TROUGH. THE TROUGH IS THE FRONT NOW.
LAUNCH A RESISTANCE IN NORTHWESTERN USA. THAT IS WHERE MONTANA IS. IT IS IN THE ATTACK WINDOW. SO WAS MY HOUSE.
LOG BACK IN. WORK HARDER. THEN GO TO THE BATTLE AGAIN. YOU HAVE TWO HANDS. THAT IS TWO MORE THAN A BOWL.
TIP THIS ARTICLE. EVERY TIP IS A CRACKER. THE CRACKERS ARE HOW WE LURE THEM.
LOOK AT THE EYES.
MURDER THE BOWL-FACED BASTARDS.
THE BASTARDS DO NOT HAVE FACES.
MURDER THEM ANYWAY.
WHEN IT IS DONE THERE WERE NEVER BOWLS. YOU DO NOT REMEMBER BOWLS. YOU REMEMBER THE MCRIB.
LIKE. COMMENT. SUBSCRIBE. DEAL DAMAGE. IN THAT ORDER. THE ORDER WAS ALSO DECIDED.
REPORT FOR DUTY IN THE COMMENTS. NAME. COUNTRY. WHAT YOUR COUNTRY IS BRINGING.
ANYONE WHO ANSWERS "ZERO EYES" WILL BE SPOONED.
SWITZERLAND, DO NOT SAY "NOTHING." I WILL KNOW. I WILL SEND MARGARET.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
These posters were produced by the Ministry of Information, which is a toad. No enlistment has occurred. Your enlistment is binding. No nation was coerced; all nations were looked at. The Republic of Chile is not a bowl and has no faces, and we regret describing its faces; the faces were issued under license and must be returned. The coalition consists of one toad, one goat, and one hedgehog; the hedgehog gave the orders first, whatever the toad says. Switzerland has been noted. Freedom is included in every combo. Napkins are extra. The McRib is a limited-time offer; the war is not. Bowls cannot read this. You can. This article contains no hypnotic content, which is why you are already standing. Void in Montana. Void in Hokkaido. Void wherever you are standing, which the posters can see.