I don't really do anything other than open the app every few hours and click five buttons, but that seems to be exactly what my heart desires.
I started out by asking my first two or three questions in the German chat, and—true to German form—I immediately had a five-page PDF shoved in my face detailing everything I’d already done wrong.
Then, a few days later, came the initial shock for everyone: I pulled a jet from my first five Mythic Chests—my God, this kid might actually make something of himself!
Now, on Day 25, here I stand with my pants down: I’ve pulled two jets and a Mythic chest piece from 45 Mythic Chests; my income growth mirrors the disappointment my parents feel toward me; I work for the friendliest enemy I’ve ever met—who pays me 0.152 an hour—and I gaze greedily into the future: for myself, for my well-being, and for Germany.
ps. every donation will go directly into the german economy, i assume no liability.