Yo guys, the situation is critical! I’ve entered the world of politics with nothing but my dreams and a handful of sand. They say money can’t buy happiness, but in this game, money buys parties, tanks, and maybe even some respect in Parliament!
I’m officially declaring bankruptcy. If I don’t get your support (Tips), I’ll be forced to sell my military uniform and work as a pigeon trainer in the public square. Don’t let this great leader collapse before he even starts!
Donate now... or get ready to see me crying in every single article."
