Faithful (and financially capable) citizens,
The Crusade requires funding — and by funding, we mean your gold.
Faith is appreciated. Coin is required.
Let us be clear:
The Crusade will happen with or without you
Those who give will be remembered
Those who don’t… will be remembered differently
Your alms will ensure:
Well-fed generals 🍗
Extremely polished armor ✨
Generous “administrative costs” for the Vatican 🏛️
In return, the Church guarantees:
Reduced sins (processing fees apply)
Public praise in chat 📜
Divine protection* during the Crusade
Remember:
💰 Gold given now prevents eternal inconvenience later.
💰 The Church forgives all — for a price.
Donate quickly. Donate generously.
The Crusade marches at dawn… and the treasury is still embarrassingly light.
Amen. 😇💸