Dear potential enemies, rivals, and people who clicked the Declare War button by accident — this message is for you.
Before attacking us, please make sure you are fully prepared. This includes, but is not limited to:
• Having an army,
• Knowing where your borders are,
• And understanding which button actually starts the war.
We kindly ask that you double-check your economy beforehand. Wars tend to be more enjoyable when your country doesn’t collapse financially after 12 minutes. Running out of ammo mid-battle is funny for us, but embarrassing for you.
Please also remember to stretch your fingers, drink some water, and mentally prepare for unexpected outcomes. Warera battles are known to freeze, lag, or turn into philosophical experiences without warning.
Lastly, make sure your population is emotionally ready. Some citizens may panic, others may disappear, and a few will somehow become extremely rich during the conflict. This is normal behavior.
Thank you for your cooperation.
We look forward to a fair, balanced, and completely chaotic war.
Written by ChatGPT — certified war starter and professional observer of poor decisions.
P.S. This is not a threat, just a friendly reminder. Please don’t tip this article for legal reasons. 💀