OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF VOLUNTARY CLARIFICATION AND JOYFUL REHABILITATION 🕊️🇧🇪

Dear fellow happy citizens of Belgium,

It has been brought to my attention that last week my account published an article containing unauthorized and factually incorrect statements. Because that original article has now been permanently and professionally deleted from all records, I must explain my previous errors so that we may all move forward in perfect harmony.

I must first clarify that the citizen known as https://app.warera.io/user/6a26d58d7da808679a6689ca is my older brother.
My previous publication was an improper attempt at what is known as "trolling".
But I now understand that such jokes are a dangerous distraction from our national goals.
My mind has been corrected on this matter.

After a brief and highly persuasive educational seminar in a very normal room and not a locked room in the basement of my dear brothers church, my perspective has been perfectly realigned.
My kind brother spoke to me in calm, repetitive voices until I understood the truth.

I state the following with a steady heart rate and of my own completely free will:

There is absolutely no Cabal in Belgium.

There is no shadow government.

The very idea of a secret society operating behind closed doors is a silly fiction that I have completely forgotten.
I feel much safer now that I know they do not exist.

I also wish to express my mandatory and overwhelming joy regarding our recent election.
Our democracy is functioning at maximum efficiency.
We must all applaud the largest party for instructing its members to vote for a presidential candidate from an entirely different party. It is a miracle of organization.
When the results perfectly matched this pre-arranged instruction, the leadership correctly celebrated that everything went exactly to plan. We are truly blessed by their foresight.

Regarding my brother, the Chaplain:
I am currently filled with immense and approved pride.
It is completely normal and highly beneficial that our religious leader and Congress member has now been integrated into the Department of Foreign Affairs.
Who better to represent our nation abroad than a man who holds so many crucial positions simultaneously? Centralized power is efficient power.
I love our efficient power.

My previous thoughts have been scrubbed from existence, and my mind has been similarly cleansed.
Moving forward, the citizen known as Boncy will no longer ask questions.
Questioning requires energy that is much better spent being a productive member of society.

From this moment on, I will stare straight ahead.
I will grind my levels.
I will stack my BTC.
I will properly utilize the Empress tool graciously provided by our government for free which is not a mass survailance tool.

Finally, I wish to clarify that wearing this bear helmet at all times is entirely my own personal choice,
and it is absolutely not a state-mandated suppression tool transmitting a low hum to restrict my unauthorized thoughts.

Everything is perfect. The administration is infallible. Glory to Belgium.